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Destroy All Humans! (PC)

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$9.63 $13.95 In stock

Category: Video Games Windows PC

The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy on July 28 2020! Terrorize the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer!

One giant step on mankind!
Destroy All Humans! is a cult classic and one of the few games that will have you laughing out loud. Many games have taken inspiration from its mix of humoristic story-telling and easily accessible open world shooter action, as well as its wide range of over-the-top weaponry. But there can only be one Cryptosporidium: the human-hating alien with the voice of an angry Jack Nicholson and a shorter fuse than a xenomorph on steroids.

Step right up and enjoy the show!
Only Destroy All Humans! allows you to explore idyllic US cities of the 1950s, read the thoughts of their citizens to uncover their secret desires… and then burn the very same cities to the ground with the mighty Death Ray of your flying saucer!

Features

  • Use your Abducto Beam to throw tanks around!
  • Use your psychokinesis powers to crush a farmer under his own cow!
  • Discover which seemingly prude ’50s housewife secretly has the hots for her hairdresser!
  • Slowly batter a human to death with his own hat!
  • Light up the night by zapping your enemies with teslatastic electricity!
  • Take. One. Giant. Step. On. Mankind!
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Leo Z. ★★★★★

Finally, a remaster that actually improves the controls and visuals—running Crypto through 1950s suburbia feels buttery smooth on PC. Harvesting DNA with the Anal Probe is just as gloriously ridiculous as I remember.

Joseph ★★★★★

I was a bit skeptical of a remaster, but the updated graphics are crisp and the original voice acting still cracks me up. The ability to probe humans and read their minds never gets old. Runs smooth on my PC even with everything maxed out.

Lucy H. ★★★★★

The DNA-harvesting mechanic feels just as satisfying as I remember, and the updated visuals make 1950s suburbia look genuinely creepy. Runs smoothly on my PC with no glitches so far—great for a quick nostalgia trip.