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Just Die Already (Switch)

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$7.12 $10.95 In stock

Category: Video Games Nintendo Switch

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in the near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sophia B. ★★★★★

Took me a minute to get the hang of flinging my old guy around, but once I did the sandbox chaos is hilarious. The physics feel just as delightfully broken as Goat Simulator, and launching senior citizens into spike traps never gets old.

Steven M. ★★★★★

Finally, a game that lets me fling a senior citizen into a jet engine without any moral dilemmas. The near-future setting where there are no kids feels weirdly relevant, and the chaos is pure Goat Simulator DNA.

Miles M. ★★★★★

I’ve been laughing nonstop at the absurdity of launching my grumpy senior off a cruise ship with a jetpack attached. The physics are bonkers and it’s perfect for short, chaotic sessions on the Switch.