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Just Die Already (Xbox One)

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$7.06 $9.95 In stock

Category: Video Games Xbox One

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already. To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

George ★★★★★

I spent a solid hour trying to launch my old man into a giant fan with a jetpack strapped to his wheelchair. The sheer chaos of the sandbox keeps me coming back for just one more hilarious death.

Scarlett ★★★★★

The old people physics are hilarious—I launched my retiree off a trampoline and he ragdolled into a pile of explosives. It's exactly the chaotic, stupid fun I wanted after playing Goat Simulator.

Timothy Y. ★★★★★

I’ve spent hours just seeing how far I can fling my old guy with the jetpack, and it never gets old. The physics are delightfully broken in all the right ways, making every accidental explosion hilarious.